Juliano The Squiramoose*!
Once upon a time in the Cypress Hills forest, there lived a Squiramoose. He was a very lonely Squiramoose. He spent all day trying to find a pancake to eat, but since there were no people about, he could not find his favorite food, so he had to resort to eating lodge pole pine pinecones. Then he got sick. So he had to wander about the forest, then all of the sudden, a bunch of snotty little campers showed up in his forest. The scary call of the male Squiramoose did not scare them away. Neither did the smelly dung drops that he left along the paths. So Juliano decided to get nasty. After all, they were not very good smelling. That afternoon, Juliano snuck into their camp and ate all of their pancakes. Not one person saw him. Or so he thought. The very next day, he stealthily sneaked into their camp again, and prepared to ingest all the syrup stores. All of a sudden, he fell into a hole filled with jelly! Juliano tried very valiantly to escape, but he could not.
"The perfect Squiramoose trap. It worked! It worked!" said a voice. A human had at last actually caught a Squiramoose! And that amazing person was...
Me!
*A Squiramoose is a mythical beast, a cross between a Squirrel and a Moose.
